The bright pink neon sign said...
Yard Sale...This Way!
Okay, so I take a small detour,
I'll just do a slow drive by.
I see antlers in a box!!!!
Do you know that I can park a car,
get my purse,
get out and
lock it(over my shoulder) in less than 30 seconds!!
Yep, I'm focused, zoned in,
YARD SALE MODE!